Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
love makes seman taste better
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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