I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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