i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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