I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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