Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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