Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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