i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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