we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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