He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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