I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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