Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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