Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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