What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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