if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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