How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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