nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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go home
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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