yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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