I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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