We're like a lot better than the average bears
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
40s are totally the cure
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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