Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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