shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
im holly from the hills drunk
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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