so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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