he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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