dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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