I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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