1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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