Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
