I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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