It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I need to align my fucking chakras
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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