if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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