We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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