I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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