i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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