You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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