tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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