our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
How's work?
Spinning.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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