I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
