I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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