why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
why is half of my head shaved?
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