white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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