i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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