about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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