i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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