if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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