just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
