if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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