Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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