That's intense
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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