Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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