uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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