I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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