we're chasing vodka with high fives
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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