I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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