You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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