i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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